tastefullyoffensive:

Dad Joke Dog #4 (previously)

foodishouldnoteat:

if you love food follow my blog!

foodishouldnoteat:

if you love food follow my blog!

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"If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you."

(via lushlyps)

if you cum and she doesn’t, you just fucked up.

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"Happiness consists in getting enough sleep. Just that, nothing more."

Robert A. Heinlein, Starship Troopers (via observando)

This explains everything

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verticalfood:

Salted Caramel Cookie Dough Cheesecake

verticalfood:

Salted Caramel Cookie Dough Cheesecake

(via fatty-food)