Anyone who thinks this is a good idea has obviously never used a real typewriter.
(and i’m not talking about electric typewriters. those don’t count)
Adventure Time x Doctor Who
okay i was lurking that threadless contest, this is an entry and i don’t know if it’s been done before, it’s not better than andrew’s or anything, but relevant to multiple interests and if i could tag rayne and derek like facebook i would.
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
if I said that here they’d think I was talking about the town.
I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.
this is so sad omg
keep him keep your friend forever
Am I the only one that knows the stereotypical heart shape was meant to be two hearts fused together?
OH MY GOD THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
cuz the weird fake heart shape is about love, it’s about TWO HEARTS COMING TOGETHER
whoa. talk about mindfucked.
Greatest source of information I’ve come across on Tumblr. EVER. That’s fuckin’ ill..
RIGHT IN THE FEELS.
that’s sooo fucking cool! holy shit.
Didn’t the “heart” shape come from a woman’s bum when she bends over? That’s what I’ve known. And will continue to believe! Bums for all!
Dreamless in the city
People always tell me they don’t dream. That isn’t true, you just don’t remember you dreams. They disappear before you wake up and come back into reality.
I have the opposite problem. Ok, sometimes I “don’t dream”, sometimes I black out and it feels like I never got a wink of sleep, and sometimes I just don’t remember thinking about anything in my sleep. Other times it isn’t like that. The past…
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
you know, lady stuff
every female on this planet needs to own these two items